partybarackisinthehousetonight:

when a cop yells “freeze” you can yell back “now everybody clap yo hands” and he is required by law to start clapping or else he will be arrested for treason and possibly deported from the country

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livelonngandprosper:

Drunk Sherlock deductions

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be-there-now-in-a-minute:

The guy is a goddamn masterpiece. 

be-there-now-in-a-minute:

The guy is a goddamn masterpiece. 

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This is my life now and it just turned you white as a sheet. So don’t you call it dull again, ever. Okay?

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Endless list of favorite Disney characters » Meeko

"Is this bottomless pit a friend of yours?"

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sunkelles:

the fact that the real world could have involved dragons, unicorns, magic, time travel and insane adventures but instead has things like taxes is why i read so much

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lady-hakunamatata:

voldemortsblog:

Does the BBC only have one script?

I don’t know. And I really don’t like not knowing.

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